After a physical education lesson, a guy in my year had a serious bout of the shits. So, being either very brave or very stupid, he wrapped a towel around himself and tiptoed to the lavs down the other end of the school main corridor. There, he began a mammoth squits session. However, half way through, tne bell went for lunch and the whole school evacuated into the corridor.
Panic.
He got up, threw the door open and ran, full-pelt down the corridor hoping to make it back to the changing room before anyone saw him.
He lost his towel, ran nekkid and shat all the way up the corridor in full view of almost everyone in the school. On top of that, he ran into the PE teacher's office to find Mrs Parsons there instead of Mr Pavey.
Funnily enough, he didn't show for a couple of weeks after that.
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